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It's not a boob job))))
It says for HTS. You can't get anti-gravity without it. It's been tested.
Strawberry jam for CTS, raspberry jam for regular TC, you should know what comes from pea soup.
Strawberry jam for HTS, raspberry jam for regular TC, you would know what comes from pea soup
Don't you dare feed Carlson peas, you'll make a dirty bomb.
It seemed...
Everyone wants money. Can't be so mercenary....
And those who aren't online will be so happy)))))
Everyone wants money. Can't be so mercenary....
And those who aren't online will be so happy)))))
the calls from Skype to phones (both landlines and mobiles) around the world, if there are those who don't know about it.
Obviously, such calls are not free, but those who are offline can be reached)))
And are indifferent to cultural issues.
Twenty percent of them are idiots,
Thirty per cent of them are stupid and stuffed
Forty percent of them are psychopaths,
That adds up to ninety.
Ten percent of them are left over,
And it's not easy to choose out of those.
Tamara Panferova. *An answer to Irteniev*
Men wear moustaches and beards,
And discuss all kinds of problems.
Twenty percent of them are gay.
Forty percent of them are vodka lovers.
Thirty percent of them are impotent
Ten percent of them have a problem with their head.
That adds up to a hundred percent,
And nothing in the remainder.
Ernst. Reply to Irteniev and Panferova
Forty percent of those in tights
Are partial to vodka lovers.
The gay psychopaths like them,
♪ But they're not right in the head ♪
"The fools have always felt sorry for the impotent
And idiots wanted idiots.
The sum total, of course, is a hundred percent of us:
The dour, the idiots, the assholes, the impotents...
1. Secure the ferret
2. Secure the ferret
3. Secure the ferret
4. Wash blood off hands and apply iodine liberally
5. Remove the ferret's harness.
6. Rinse blood off hands and apply iodine liberally
7. Secure the ferret.
8. Remove the harness from the dog that came running at the noise
9. Apply iodine liberally to the dog's nose.
10. Catch the ferret using gloves
11. Secure the ferret.
12. Remove the gloves from the ferret.
13. Stop throwing anything heavy at the ferret
14. Wash blood off hands and face and apply iodine liberally - bandage
15. Give the harness as a gift to your fellow choreographers
P.S.: O_o anniversary post wasted on humour )))