Humour - page 189

 
A New Year present for your Slavic friends!

 

Happy holidays!


 
 
nasdaq:
You don't say. Belarus is a backward country, let it be Latvia
http://eot-su.livejournal.com/736500.html
 
nasdaq:



Kind of humour:
"...if you don't give oil, money, gas every year - then agl will probably stand up to nato, with a military base near moscow. This is, in my opinion, the only logical explanation why Russia has been dragging Belarus for years now."
 


 
In Stalinist times, an old woman was on a bus.
Finally, a seat became available and she sat down, muttering:
- Thank God!
Another passenger heard this and said reproachfully:
- Granny! These aren't tsarist times. You should have said: "Glory to Comrade Stalin."
The old lady agreed, but then she thought:
- What if Comrade Stalin dies? What will we say then?
- That's when we'll all say: "Glory to God!"
 
 
It happens that someone calls and asks:
- Who is this?
There is an ingenious answer that simply puts the caller in a daze:
- Where?