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Ay, well done! Too bad there's no "Press the class!" :-)
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I looked it up on the internet some time ago, I don't know the author...
After drinking a case of vodka and sending the whiners away,
traders were going to piss off analysts.
"From the blue screen, these evil beasts...
♪ The honest working man was fucked to death ♪
Monsters with a trend instead of a brain
♪ Made a scumbag out of the marketplace ♪
# Fuck you, motherfuckers, with muwings up your ass #
♪ ruining everyone's happiness in Europe ♪
For their lousy bazaar, for their reviews,
I'll hold these little fuckers accountable!
♪ Taking a can of gasoline, quietly through the weeds ♪
The traders found the right clearing,
♪ They broke the fucking roof, the windows, the doors ♪
Set fire to the office so the beasts would die.
Get lost, you sly-assed, crooked-assed rats,
So that they don't bother you with any more turns.
The men departed... It was nighttime,
Bolinger blasts tore the creatures to shreds...
Morning came, the fires of the fires died down,
♪ the ashes were scattered in the wind ♪
♪ Drinking lemonade and eating something ♪
Cute investors watch Elliott.
Waves, kinks in the chart thrown,
♪ and all their shoulders are up against the trend ♪
It's just a remake of a cartoon poem about teletubbies.
A guy came in for an interview. They gave him an admin test. He passed it and asked:
- Do you give these tests to all your couriers?
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You're a good designer if you can draw a 12x12 px mountain icon so it doesn't look like pyramids or a pile of shit.
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Klansy: French is an awesome language after all.)
Klansy: German too, though.
Klansy: I like to cook in German.
Klansy: When you're cutting something
Klansy: and chant: einz - hir komm di zonne
Klansy: zwei hir komm di zonnee
Klansy: zi ah der schtelne hirz komm allen
Klansy: it's a lively way to cut to german.
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aaa> I know of a similar case. In a small town at night, there were two PPP car patrols. Collided at a completely empty intersection at four in the morning. One was in the main, the other was driving with beacons...
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xxx: I'm reading the wall and every post ends with an inadequate number of closing parentheses.
xxx: I'm afraid to imagine what kind of demonic functions they call.
xxx: And most importantly, I can't find any opening ones.
xxx: And I'm angry that it's syntactically invalid.
xxx: I'm hopeless.
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Stas: Had an argument with mine yesterday.
Stas: Decided to huff and puff - went into her room, threw the contents of the bed and table on the floor.
Stas: I came in a few minutes later, looked at the mess, and asked in a guilty voice, "should I clean it up?"
Stas: Her eyes lit up with happiness and she didn't hesitate to say "yes!"...
Stas: So he did - put on his shoes, threw on his windbreaker and left the confines of the flat.
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xxx: don't you eat salad with mayonnaise?
no, i don't eat mayonnaise at all.
xxx: you can't stand it?
wuu: I do, but not too much
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iksss: eh, it's dangerous to steal other people's tea -- it can be relaxing.
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xxx: I went out to buy myself some new nail polish and mascara... but I got a crossbow.
xxx: I'm still wondering, was that just feminine logic or what?