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Rasheen business (both sad and funny)


 
AlexSTAL:

Rasheen business (both sad and funny)



slippage of 5 points
 
Mischek:

slippage 5 pips


+258 %! :-)

Note: These are the "real ones". For those on the five digits - 50 pips.

 
Mischek:

slippage of 5 points
Bad DC - so in every cheque where there is a weighted commodity....
 

"I regularly feather all cadres and I know exactly who's in and who's out!"

"Our people will live badly, but not for long."

"I promise that by the New Year every Belarusian will have normal human eggs on the table."(Lukashenko A.G.)

 
khorosh:

"I regularly feather all cadres and I know exactly who's in and who's out!"

"Our people will live badly, but not for long."

"I promise that by the New Year every Belarusian will have normal human eggs on the table."(Lukashenko A.G.)

I'm not amused, more sad: (((((.

Are you a Belarusian too?

 
OlegTs:

I'm not amused, more sad:(((((

Are you also a Belarusian?

I am Russian. But I am sad and amused at the same time.
 
khorosh:

"I regularly feather all cadres and I know exactly who's in and who's out!"

"Our people will live badly, but not for long."

"I promise that by the New Year every Belarusian will have normal human eggs on the table."(Lukashenko A.G.)


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"They don't approve..."

 
Mischek:

It's probably all reminiscent of the Customer and Programmer's correspondence.


It does. Two main points and noted.

More of this:

P: The test flight is OK, except the automatic landing is too hard.
R: No automatic landing system is provided in this model.

As a programmer's excuse:

P: Autopilot in altitude maintenance mode gives a drop of 200 pounds per minute.
R: It's impossible to replicate the problem on the ground.


The rest is banter.