[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 662

 

Fortune Teller to the Programmer:
- I can't understand what's written on your birth.
- Change the encoding to Cyrillic...

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- How much for an X-ray?
- What do you want, an ordinary one?
- What else are there?
- Well, you could have a monkey on your shoulder. With the sea in the background, palm trees...

 
It's both funny and sad!

One thing I don't get is: why are there six shorts and T-shirts? And the seventh day is a day off?


 
itum:
It's both funny and sad!

One thing I don't get is: why are there six shorts and T-shirts? And the seventh day is a day off?

the seventh day is laundry for six days ))
 
 

- Is it harmful to smoke corn?
- Smoking anything is harmful... and corn is also useless.

 
 
 

Simple human joys!

What else do you need to be happy?

 

Watching "Peculiarities of National Hunting".

The phrase: In Russia, thank God, there are a hundred years' worth of fools...

I will die, but more accurately, I will not express the anamnesis without expressing it. Cheers, brothers...

By the way, they sell good Cabernet here...

 
Medvedev: How the f*ck is it functioning?!!

Kadyrov: Stupid airsofter!

Invisible bodyguard from behind: Lever one click down and pull the trigger smooooooooothly, Dmitry Anatolievich.

A passerby some 500 m away: WTF!!!? OH SHI~~