[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 657

 

Ai cools !!!!

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Now, that's different. And the taste is subtler. :))
 
 
 

"Military tourists" from the Interior Ministry. The deputy head and the head of the state defence department became "combat veterans" during a one-day business trip to Chechnya.

http://www.compromat.ru/page_30893.htm

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"Sleep well, mother country..."(c)

 

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Vasily Ivanovich walks into a dark closet. "Bang", "bang"... He pops out, two black eyebrows under his eyes. Petka asks:
- "Vasili Ivanovich, what's going on in there?
- I don't know, Petya. Go and have a look.
Petya comes in... The situation repeats, he pops up with two black eyes, too.
- What is it, Petya? I've seen it.
- No! Let's send Chingachgook!
- Let's do it!
They sent Chingachgook. He goes in, "Kaboom"... He comes out with one black eye. Vasily Ivanovich and Petka go straight to him with a question:
- "Well, what's wrong and why do you have only one black eye?
- A Chingachgook doesn't step on a rake twice!
 

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