[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 615

 
joo:
They're sort of not allowed to self-reproduce. That's why there aren't many relatives.

Heard it on the radio today: China. A new drug has been invented. Orgasm - now it hurts!

I had a smile on my face for an hour...

 
 

- Dad, they say the DTs have raised the spreads..... now will you trade less?

- No, son, now you're going to eat less!

 
 

In a trader's house.

The wife catches her husband with his mistress.

- What's that supposed to mean?!

- Well, me, this? Just making a correction.

 
 

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