[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 593
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Long eye-rolling, found the fly, the lunatic, the shaman.
game, meat, lodge. :-)))
Parabola, emphasis, school. :) What am I, a nerd or something?
"Meat," "stake," "khan.
Now it remains to find out exactly what these words reveal about my personality.
Code, goth, shadow, glock, pilot
When will there be humour...?
Company, flogging, meat.
next, "porn," I noticed, but thank God that's the fourth word...
Apparently it's black humour, but there are other words in there too: assholes, nerds, bullshit, troll...
Honestly:)
Yeah, that's a fun test :))))
Warm-up quotes - taken from BashOrg:
xxx: Do you remember he was telling me that he was in love with me and that I couldn't live without you?
xxx: I preached a sermon about loving yourself and living your last day
yyy: you can do that, yeah
xxx: So after a week, that asshole quit smoking, quit drinking, went to the gym, started working out, started reading books. Then a month later he told me to go fuck myself...
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xxx:
I had a prank like that once. I got into a conversation in the faculty smoking room (I was a student then) about good and bad TVs. Along the way the conversation turned to the divergence of colours on the edges of the screen. Someone asked why this was the case. And then it hit me...
The main thing was to convince this guy that electrons come in three colours - red, blue and green. Well, I sold him on it, I said, "You know it without me," he nodded. And the rest was easy.
--Fine," I said, and I poured him the next thing about E=mC^2 and E=hν. I waved these formulas in front of his face and proved, like a two-to-one shot, that the blue electrons were the heaviest, the green ones a little lighter, and the red ones the lightest. He nodded once more.
Then I applied Lorentz's rule of thumb and proved to him that blue electrons are less deflected by the magnetic field than red ones, hence the divergence of colours. Anyway, he figured it out. And so much so, that he tried to sell this rubbish to the professor in the laboratory, and practically in my own words. The professor looked unhappy and then stared at one point for a long time. He must have been looking for the right diagnosis...