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Swetten:
This is a Russian forum.

Better write Russian, or it's about to start, in the middle of the night
 
I'm going to go get some rest. :)
 
- My wife is in her 18th week.
- Mine is at 12. Which do you want more, a boy or a girl?
- A boy.
- Why?
- I want a radio-controlled helicopter.
 
shatun: I made a communist sandwich!
master: how's that?
shatun: It's all equal: sausage, cheese, bread and mayonnaise!