[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 253

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Have these cows had their appendix removed, or is it a caesarean? ;)
 

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the cops are on fire as usual - huyu doo doo? - which means how are you doing :)

reminiscent of a humorous joke that had similar phrases... like, ayasuka kosa atomuli yadalato, which means doubt...

 

(from bezdna.su):

I have been living in China for a long time. Yesterday I had a beer with a Chinese businessman who has been to Russia and Europe and the States many times. He says

- Well, how come - I drove from St. Petersburg to Moscow and the road was awful! Why was it like that?

I said.

- They steal money.

- So call a German company - they will build good roads for you.

I say...

- No, you can't, only "their" companies can build roads. As a result every year they repair the roads and embezzle money.

There is sincere incomprehension in my eyes - "Why don't you shoot them all?

 

I don't know about you, but at home when you flush the toilet, the water pressure in the shower decreases and it starts to boil =)

Well, here's an Alien versus Predator video on the subject.


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It has been announced that the crisis is over and the movement forward begins. We rejoice that it is forwards, but fear that it is backwards.

- What is Ksenia Sobchak's job?
- The horse face of Russia!

 

A new edition of the beloved 4.00 Build 226 MT4 version has been released.

Stop Loss and Take Proffit parameters have been replaced by a single Stop It!

Locks are still intact.

http://auto.mail.ru/article.html?id=32090

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