[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 188
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xxx: and it was so meditative, it made the hours fly by. xxx: such a meditative thing to do, this activity made the hours fly by.
xxx: I was, of course, expecting some kind of reaction from people around me, watching this 30-year-old computer programmer of considerable size with a stubble, but the blow came from an unexpected side
xxx: 22.04, Moscow-Zelenograd train. Two hooligans sit opposite me and begin to retort about life in an appropriate dialect. Shaved, with semen - classic. And one of them stares at my knitting the whole way. And I'm at this time upset that the yarn, sh..., thick - not the size of the hook, and the loops have to pull :(
xxx: anyway, after half an hour, one of their shaved politely so touches his hand: "Hey, brother... You should have a hook not three and a half, but a four - what are you suffering from....
xxx: I'm fucking shocked.
ALEXA: You think?
Well, maybe we're distant. What was your mother's maiden name?
ALEXA: *enco.
CONNECT: Oh, you got eight new letters.)
ALEXA: What do you mean?
Guys! This is the tastiest, most satisfying pizza I've ever had in my life.
XXX: said with a kayak - fuck off
We debugged the programme for a month. When we commissioned it to the customer, he had prepared a test on the testing ground: one of the studs had been screwed in at an angle. When I noticed it, I trembled: what would happen? Will he guess to make the hole larger in diameter? My programmer (I pray to him) only smiled. When the machine got to the crooked stud, it uttered: "here's the cyka...", screwed a nut on the stud and straightened it with a hammer. The Japanese were swooning. They said they didn't ask for a car with "Russian" intelligence. Nevertheless, the job was accepted.
yyy: come on!
xxx: oh... Evgeny Viktorovich, sorry, that's not for you :-[.
yyy: no way! you're intriguing - now tell me.
2: How's that? )
1: They turned on his auto-swapped list=switch, to=to, and there's verily, for, etc. Just don't make it obvious.)
1: He was very surprised when he got the letter containing the phrase ". Therefore I'm sending you all a scroll of free I.P.'s, don't forget!" he got a reply like "Cheers, boyar! A messenger hasn't come with the scroll yet" ))