[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 124
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>> and do the opposite.
is that humour? or is it a question for me?
is that humour? or a question for me?
Why is the question in the Humor thread bothering you? I'm not, that's why I'm asking you here. Sorry, I didn't mean to...
NOT serious, no falsity ...
What's the question in the Humour thread?
there are always small deviations, the main thing is not to kill the theme of the branch. :)
I haven't dealt with tics myself, but you can find a lot of information on the forum.
Harmful tips
Take a big balloon
And fill it full with water.
Wait on the balcony for passers-by,
And when they show up
# Throw the balloon at their feet ♪ It's funny as hell ♪
♪ All the way up on the balcony, wet as it is ♪
♪ You can throw eggs around ♪
¶ they're good for your hair ¶
******
¶ make fun of the counselor ¶
# Pour half a cup of turpentine in his shower gel
# Half a cup of turpentine
♪ In the evening in the shower ♪
You'll hear a bear roar,
♪ A kangaroo's bounce
# And you'll see the kangaroo bounce
Your swearing vocabulary.
******
In her hands such a thing is not good
And her gaze X-rays into the body...
I'd rather be quiet and maybe in the morning
♪ Find something else to do with that thing ♪
From a conversation on mIRC
Is it love? :)
[Sexualinaya] : Hi there.
[Chat]: Hi! I'm so happy to see you!!! I've been waiting for you. You're finally here. And you came down to talk to me.
[Sexualinaya] : ? Do I know you?
[Chat] : No, but I've been waiting for you all my life anyway! I've been waiting for you.
[Sexualinaya] : Yes? What's your name?
[Chat]: Yes!! I assure you.
[Sexualinaya] : What's your name?
[Chat] : No one calls me anything for a long time. Ever since I retired from worldly life to my cozy concrete basement. I have been living here as a hermit, and only the clinking of the heavy chains breaks the silence...
[Sexualinaya] : Dalana, you're a joke. What's your name?
[Chat]: Joseph.
[Sexualinaya] : Seriously? Or are you kidding?
[Chat] : Yes. When I was 2 years old, I suddenly realized my name was Joseph. Can you imagine what a shock for a little kid. Not Vasya!!! Not Sasha!!!! Not Athanasius at the very least!!! Y-O-S-I-F!!! Every letter burns my brain with resentment and hatred!!! I only live to get back at my godfather!!!
[Sexualinaya] : What? It's a good name, Yosya. I like it.
[Chat]: You're just like them!!! You also come to make fun of me and poison me!!!
[Sexualinaya] : No!!!!!!!!! I told you I like it!!!! smack...
[Chat]: Honestly like it? Can we make a deal?
[Sexualinaya] : About what?
[Chat]: Don't call me by my name or all my complexes will come out again.
[Sexualinaya] : What should I call you?
[Chat] : Call me Serapion. I always wanted to be Serapion.
[Sexualinaya] : What kind of name is that?
[Chat]: Don't mock me. There can't be a man in the world after the eighth century who doesn't know Serapion of Vladimir...
[Sexualinaya] : I don't know. Who is he?
[Chat]: A singer. The greatest. CDs are selling out all over the west.
[Sexualinaya] : Not heard. What's he singing?
[Chat]: Ballads. Stretchy, like time. Beautiful, like a Nissan Patrol.
[Sexualinaya] : Not heard. Do you like Timati?
[Chat] : I'm a fan of him. He's so cool!!!!!
[Sexualinaya] : I like him too.
[Chat]: I do. His psychedelic theory is amazing!!!
[Sexualinaya] : New song? Haven't heard it yet. Do you have it? I like "Crying Heaven" too.
[Chat] : Yeah. That psychedelic theory is a song. The LSD restriction speech is a revolution.
[Sexualinaya] : Yes!!! He's so cool!!! I would love to meet him.
[Chat] : You will meet him. He's dead. You will meet him in heaven.
[Sexualinaya] : TIMOTHY DID IT? WHEN??
[Chat]: Timothy Leary, the greatest psychologist, founder of the theory of mind and father of psychedelics, passed away on 31 August 1996. I suggest we observe three hours of silence in his memory.
[Sexualinaya] : Are you panting? Like you're the smartest?
[Chat]: Nope. I'm just like everyone else. You got a picture?
[Sexualinaya] : Mine?
[Chat]: Nope. Why do I need yours? Timothy Leary.
[Sexualinaya] : You're an asshole!!!
[Chat]: Yeah. That's why they keep me in a concrete basement.
[Sexualinaya] : Fuck you... Don't write to me anymore!!!
[Chat]: Too late. I already know where you live. Get ready!!! I'll come to you!!! I'm gonna mess with you!!!
[Sexualinaya] : Rape? -)))))
[Chat] : I'll read Timothy Leary's works aloud to you -!!!! We'll start with "Mind-altering Techniques in Destructive Cults"...
[Sexualinaya] : You're on ignore !!!! Got it!!!!
[Chat] : No! I'm in the basement!!!
[Sexualinaya] : Kill yourself, psycho!!!
[Chat] : Do you think two joints is enough?
[Sexualinaya] : Junkie!!!
[Chat]: Sorry, I have to work.
[Sexualinaya] : Where do you work, asshole?!
[Chat]: In the basement!!!
[Sexualinaya] : Fuck you. That's it!!!
[Chat]: Bye. I'll wait for you all my life if I have to!!!
[Sexualinaya] : Learn to talk first!!!!!!!
[Chat]: I'm mute.