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- Practically nothing if it's phone sex. Both of them cost a lot of money each time you call.
- What is the difference between profit and loss?
- According to the theory of relativity only the position of the observer. The trader has a loss, the broker has a profit.
A trader is wrong only once when he decides to become a trader.
Trader always works against the market even if he thinks otherwise.
If you chase two birds with one stone, you will catch an elk.
The stupid trader hides it timidly, the clever one bravely takes it out!
I wanted to fuck Jena, but she's having her period...
Swinging the franc in the Asian session. (babysitting services)
Working out the divergence. (services)
The dog is man's friend, the broker is man's enemy, although he is a dog.
There may come a time in everyone's life when any paper becomes valuable.
A bad trader gets in the way of a broker too.
Give me an entry point and I will turn the market around !!!
Or it will turn me around...
A trader can be reformed.
Two aliens are having lunch. Suddenly one asks the other:
- Listen, some strange food today. What is it?
- It's just human meat.
- You're crazy! You're out of your mind! Intergalactic laws forbid eating sentient beings!
- Calm down. It's not a sentient being. He's spent so much money on indicators that there's no money left for the depo+