Interesting and Humour - page 4618

 
Uladzimir Izerski:

It's better to live like a cobbler)))

No one is holding you back, even if you live like a bum, everything is in your hands :)

 
Vitaly Muzichenko:

It's basic drinking - we're traders, not cobblers!

Yeah, a trader sounds proud and dignified -- maybe you should capitalize it -- "I'm a trader" or even "I'm a TRADER" -- or something else to emphasize your worthless trader importance.

But a cobbler -- who is he? What does he do for society?

 
Andrey F. Zelinsky:

Yeah, a trader sounds proud and dignified -- maybe you should capitalize it -- "I'm a trader" or even "I'm a TRADER" -- or something else to emphasize your worthless trader importance.

A cobbler, on the other hand -- who is he? What does he do for society?

Both categories do harm. A shoemaker prevents factories from selling new shoes.

 
Vitaly Muzichenko:

Both categories are detrimental. A shoemaker prevents factories from selling new shoes.

there is a multi-valued term: "cuckoo" -- usually applied as "cuckoo man", "cuckoo thoughts", "cuckoo proposal", etc.

 
Andrey F. Zelinsky:

There is a multi-valued term: "cuckoo" - usually applied as "cuckoo man", "cuckoo thoughts", "cuckoo proposal", etc.

It doesn't really matter that "koo-koo" here.

Not all traders can eat like cobblers).

 
Uladzimir Izerski:

Not all traders can eat like cobblers).

99% of traders eat like bums.

 
Uladzimir Izerski:

It doesn't really matter that "koo-koo".

that's exactly the point -- all the explanations are in the classics:


 
Evgeny Belyaev:

99% of traders eat like bums.

1% of 100 traders eat kefir. There's nothing wrong with that.

R.s.

Made a little excerpt).

Kefir is good for only 1% oftraders.

Made another little excerpt.)

Kefir is only good for 1% of profitabletraders.

Do we fight for kefir?

 
What gender is your computer?
1) Open Notepad
2) Type or copy CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "I love you".
3) Save it as "xyz.vbs".
4) Run it - you have a male voice as a boy, if a female voice as a girl)
 
Vitaly Muzichenko:

I've already started Friday :)

poor thing