Interesting and Humour - page 3813

[Дмитрий]

The end of the Great Wall of China

[Vladimir Tkach]

Дмитрий:

The end of the Great Wall of China

What does the beginning look like?

[СанСаныч Фоменко]

Vladimir Tkach:
What does the beginning look like?

From perceptions of the surrounding reality

[Victor Ziborov]

I met a guy and after a month we decided to live together. We rented a flat together... A year later I found out that the flat was his...

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Victor Ziborov:

I met a guy and after a month we decided to live together. We rented a flat together... A year later I found out that the flat was his...

The guy's last name obviously ends in tskiy).

[Vitaly Murlenko]

Is the programme glitchy if it prints itself out? What does a programme that is not recorded on any medium look like? A student once asked his teacher how to get rid of glitches in programs, and the teacher gave him a CIH virus. One day another student told the teacher that he wanted a program without glitches. "Fool! - shouted the teacher," why don't you ask for a glitch-free program?", and hit him over the head with a hard drive. If you have not yet attained enlightenment, there is nothing to talk to you about.

(Zen Buddhism through the eyes of a programmer)

[Yuriy Zaytsev]

Vladimir Tkach:
What does the beginning look like?

The rips muffled the beating of hearts,
Mine, on the other hand, was thumping loudly to me,
That yet my end is not the end:
The end issomeone else'sbeginning.

[Yuriy Zaytsev]

http://ren.tv/novosti/2017-07-19/obshchaya-zadolzhennost-po-zhkh-v-rossii-dostigla-134-trln-rubley

[Yousufkhodja Sultonov]

Relax, friends!

[СанСаныч Фоменко]

Yuriy Zaytsev:

http://ren.tv/novosti/2017-07-19/obshchaya-zadolzhennost-po-zhkh-v-rossii-dostigla-134-trln-rubley

At 8,000 roubles/month we get 167,500 flat-months. That's nothing.

Brazenly lying. At least 10% of flats in the country don't pay