Interesting and Humour - page 3645
You are missing trading opportunities:
- Free trading apps
- Over 8,000 signals for copying
- Economic news for exploring financial markets
Registration
Log in
You agree to website policy and terms of use
If you do not have an account, please register
It's great to have a teacher with a sense of humour!
The gold standard.
for 10 years now they have been predicting the inevitable collapse of the dollar )))))
(No of course not 10, 25 years at least)
Woody Allen's Ageing in reverse.
I want to live my next life from the end. It starts with you being dead and then this is what happens. You wake up in an old people's home and every day you feel better and better.
You get kicked out of there because you're perfectly healthy, you get a pension, and then when you go to work, they give you a gold watch on your first day and throw a party in your honour.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy a well-deserved break. You party, consume alcohol, have a promiscuous sex life.
And then you're ripe for high school. Then you go through junior high, become a kid, play games. You have no responsibilities, you turn into a baby and,
you're finally born. And then you spend your last nine months weighted down, all ready to go, like in a posh, centrally heated sanatorium, where every day the living space
gets bigger and bigger, and finally - hooray! You end up having an orgasm! That's it.
it is better to use a pencil.
very cool