Interesting and Humour - page 2193

[Andrew Petras]

the future

[Dina Paches]

When you spend a lot of time at the monitor, don't forget to take the occasional distraction to exercise:

[Sergey Golubev]

Should the number of seats on the ship correspond to the number of bodies?

[Sergey Golubev]

Philological jokes.

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An English magazine announced a competition for the shortest short story. The theme can be anything, but there are four compulsory conditions:
1. It must mention the Queen;
2. God must be mentioned;
3. There must be some sex;
4. That a mystery be present.

The first prize went to the student who, after fulfilling all the conditions, fit the story into one phrase: "Oh my God," cried the queen, "I'm pregnant and I don't know by whom!"

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A little book fell off the shelf
And killed a little brother.
How heavy you are,
Russian grammar!

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One German translator bragged that he knew Russian perfectly and could translate any phrase. Well, he was asked to translate it into German: "Kosil kosi kosi..."

[Sergey Golubev]

Sergey Ryzhikov, co-founder of 1C-Bitrix, has written about how you should not measure employee performance when it comes to creative work.

1. Evaluate creative work in numbers
2. Compensate for lack of willpower
3. Shifting the task setting to employees

[Andrew Petras]

yum

[Sergey Golubev]

Google made $3.45 billion in net profit for the quarter; it now has almost $60 billion

[Sergey Golubev]

[Andrew Petras]

Than

[Andrew Petras]

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