Interesting and Humour - page 671

 

It would seem that there's nothing dib...ner in Russia that can be invented... But, no, Russian Railways did...

"AiF"

A novelty from Russian Railways

- They say that soon tickets for trains will be sold under new rules. How will they do that? - many passengers are worried.

Yes, there is a project according to which "aeroplane rules" will be used for selling train tickets. If it is approved, you will buy a train ticket from January 1, 2013, which will indicate only the carriage. Allocation of seats - lower and upper shelves, side-bars and centre-bars - in a double-decker will be on a first-come, first-served basis. If you come earlier to the station, you get a better seat.
In addition, it is planned to add third shelves in about a third of the carriage - they will be sold for 40% of the normal cost. Spouses will be allowed to buy one ticket for two people and share one shelf.
 

In order to learn the basic rule of margin trading - "enter a position - put a stop loss", I suggest you watch this hilarious movie!

http://youtu.be/B8cN586JUR8

 
iTC:

In order to learn the basic rule of margin trading - "enter a position - put a stop loss", I suggest you watch this hilarious movie!

http://youtu.be/B8cN586JUR8

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Types of orgasm



Asthmatic: Ah... ah...

Geographical: Here, here...

Mathematical: More, more!

Athletic: Faster! More, a little faster...

Scientific: Deeper...

Animal: The woman claws her nails into her back and growls unintelligibly.

Agronomic: Put some more in!

Positive: Oh yes!

Negative: Oh! No... Oh!.. No...

Religious: Oh my God!

Insane: woman bursts out screaming wildly: "Not me!"

Suicidal: I'm going to die!

Criminal: You're killing me...

Threatening: If you stop, I'll kill you! (Checking the sincerity of her threats is not recommended.)

Incestuous: Oh, mother...

Virtual: Masha [22:39:56] Coming
 
 
 
Urain:
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And why crawl the stoploss around here:

If you don't know what you're doing, stop-loss is useless, you'll burn anyway...

But if you know what you're doing, you don't need a stop-loss... ;)