Traders joking, the beginning - page 722

 
 
Rumors are circulating that Hillary Clinton could run for mayor of New York City later this year. While Bill could run to be the next “Naked Cowboy” in Times Square.
 
 
The big story right now is the new report claiming that Russia has enough embarrassing material on Donald Trump to blackmail him. On the other hand, so does anyone who follows Trump on Twitter.
 
 
I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: I heard from this guy who told somebody
 
President Obama today awarded Vice President Joe Biden the Presidential Medal of Freedom With Distinction, which is an honor only three other people have been given over the last 30 years. Then Biden gave Obama his highest honor, double finger guns with a wink.
 
 
Now Penthouse is offering a million dollars to anyone who has compromising videos of Donald Trump. When he heard about the offer, Trump provided the videos himself. “I know a good deal when I see one.”