Traders joking, the beginning - page 519

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Students at a Catholic girls school in England are reportedly being taught that sex outside of marriage can destroy your soul and make your body sick. While sex inside of marriage just destroys your soul.

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When Your Banana-Guy Starts Trading Stocks, You Know It's Over

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-04-24/when-your-banana-guy-starts-trading-stocks-you-know-its-over

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Chinese scientists have edited the DNA of human embryos for the first time, sparking concerns that it could lead to designer children. So, now even people are made in China.

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I read that many minor league baseball players have been caught using steroids over the past few years. But apparently, not ENOUGH steroids.

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Doctors in India have removed 140 coins, 150 needles, and several nuts, bolts, and batteries from the stomach of a man suffering from abdominal pain. Someone should give that guy a medal. Actually, you know what? Don't give him a medal.

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demons don't scare me. interventions do.