Traders joking, the beginning - page 354

[seekers]

Police in San Francisco are looking for a group of vandals who have been tipping Smart cars over. Well, they’re assuming it’s vandals. It could have just been a stiff breeze.

[Razi]

What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more. (c) Will Rogers

[seekers]

In England, a movie theater had to cancel a showing of "Noah" due to a flood in the movie theatre. Either that or the 3-D in that theater is really good.

[tim079]

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[AileenAlen]

Am in under stress

[dr4ven]

Bad joke :

Sex is like my trading account. I lose interest as soon as I withdraw.

[test]

A joke of the last couple of months : metatrader is a "good" trading platform

[seekers]

A man got a tattoo saying that Kentucky won the NCAA tournament this year even though they lost. The tattoo is right above his tattoo congratulating President Mitt Romney.

[pavaka]

"The cause of death was not immediately available" - let me take a wild guess....suicide???

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