Traders joking, the beginning - page 618

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What do music and sweets have in common?

Both are better without the rapper.

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My New Years Resolution - to have more sex.

Haven't told my cellmate yet though.

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When my wife and I argue, we’re like a band in concert: we start with some new stuff and then we roll out our greatest hits

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[seekers]

I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs. He wasn’t happy.

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[seekers]

How can the Catholic Church be against gay marriage when there are colours in the Sistine Chapel that straight people can't even see?

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