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Hillary Clinton is now driving from New York to Iowa. It's been called the least-exciting spring break trip in history.
 

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Have we all decided who we're going to vote for president yet? You know you only have 574 days left to figure it out.
 

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Hillary Clinton announced she's running for president. Yesterday in Ohio, Hillary popped into a Chipotle and she ordered a burrito bowl with chips and salsa. And on her way out she said, "That locks down the Hispanic vote."
 

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Hillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She's spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it's to prepare her for a job in which she will never again meet an ordinary person.
 

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According to a new poll, 57 percent of the people believe Hillary Clinton will be the next president. Now 43 percent of the people in that poll believe Hillary Clinton is already president.
 

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