The most stupidly easy EA job you'll ever do for MT4

I increased the price from $10 to $30, come one!

Job description:

I want you to give me the worst possible EA for Metatrader 4. Requirements:

1. Trade very frequently with indicator (not random)

2. Terrible robot, not profitable at all. The EA must completely destroy an account by losing all the money. 

3. A high percentage, minimum 70%, of LOSING trades in backtest. A Loss to profit ratio of 2:1. IF SL is 20 pips, TP is 20 pips max, and trades close accordingly. 2:1

4. No grid, no Martingale, no averaging. 

5. Limited number of trades open at the same time. Trades ONLY close by SL

5. Must have parameter to choose a fix lot size.

6. NO SCALPER (TP or SL under 7 pips). Minimum SL and TP are: SL: 17 and TP: 9. IMPORTANT AND VITAL: SL Must always be at least 50% higher than TP.

7. No profit in backtest. The backtest must show how your robot completely gets rid of the capital, losing one trade after another with no possible hope of ever making a profit. The EA must not be profitable at all. The purpose of the EA is to be the best possible way to go bankrupt and never recover the money. You must first allow me to get a DEMO to backtest (no trade) before payment.   YOU AGREE TO PROVIDE THE DEMO EA SO I CAN BACKTEST, DISABLED TO TRADE. Only after payment I will receive the EA to trade.

IMPORTANT REGARDING LICENSE: I offer $30 for a bad robot. You must first provide the EA with no ability to trade, only for backtesting. After it passes the test and fulfills all requirements, I pay, and then you provide the EA to trade in live market, with unlimited license, for all computers I ever want. Please also inform me if in the long future, you are able to convert the EA to MT5 code, I want it now for MT4.

Come on! Don't tell me there are not hundreds of EAs that fit this requirement. I look for a robot you already own and is not profitable.