Easiest job you'll ever have, give me a LOSER EA

This job offer you two possible options related to Metatrader 4 expert advisors.

YOU MUST CONTACT ME BY PRIVATE MESSAGE. I HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FREELANCE SYSTEM IN MQL5. I WILL PAY YOU TROUGHT THE SYSTEM, BUT YOU MUST CONTACT ME BY PM. 

Option 1: Sell me an Expert Advisor.
Option 2: Play with my expert advisors and provide me .SET file


OPTION 1:
I want you to give me the worst possible EA for Metatrader 4. Requirements:

1. Trade very frequently with indicator (not random)
2. Terrible robot, not profitable at all. The EA must completely destroy an account by losing all the money. 
3. A high percentage, MINIMUM 70%, of LOSING trades in backtest.
4. A 1.5:1 to 2:1 LOSS to PROFIT ratio. In average, if SL is 20 pips, TP is 10 pips, or if SL if 15 pips, TP is 10 pips, if SL is 10 pips, TP is 7 pips and trades are closed accordingly. Trades must close by TP or SL NOT BY INDICATOR.
5. No grid, no Martingale, no averaging, same lot size for all trades.
6. Limited number of trades open at the same time, from 1 to 5 trades is accepted.
7. Must have parameter to choose a fix lot size.
8. NO under 6 pips SCALPER. Minimum 10 pips SL, 7 pips TP, and trades must close accordingly. You can increase SL and TP, not decrease them under 7 and 10.
9. No profit in backtest. The backtest must show how your robot completely gets rid of the capital, losing one trade after another with no possible hope of ever making a profit.  The EA must not make a profit and then lose it. The EA must not be profitable at all. The purpose of the EA is to be the best possible way to go bankrupt and never recover the money. 
10. Timeframe for backtest must NOT BE M1. It can be from M5 to M15.
11. Must NOT trade only based in strong market movements, breakouts, etc. Breakouts are allowed, but not strong ones. 
12. BACKTEST RESULTS MUST ME CONSISTENT WITH REAL MARKET in Roboforex.com ECN account. Please open a ECN (without a deposit) account with that broker, download their MT4 platform, use their data to backtest in any timeframe except M1.
13. IMPORTANT: Only EUR/USD and/or USD/JPY pairs! No other pairs Accepted!
14. Frequent trading! frequent loss!


IMPORTANT CONDITION: You must first allow me to get a DEMO EA to backtest (no trade) before payment.   YOU AGREE TO PROVIDE THE DEMO EA SO I CAN BACKTEST, DISABLED TO TRADE. Only after payment I will receive the EA to trade with unlimited license to install in as many computers as I want, and I will not sell or give the EA to anyone else.

Come on! Don't tell me there are not hundreds of EAs that fit this requirement. Bottom line is, most EAs are terrible and there'g gotta be one like this. I look for a robot you already own and is not profitable.

I'm offering $30, you know they offer many "profitable" EAs in MQL5 market for less than that. Don't code an EA for this, I only want to purchase it if you already own it.

UPDATE: Please check point 3 and 4. The EA must close most trades in loss, about 70%, and have a 2:1 or 1.5:1 approx. loss to profit ratio. Loss trades result must be larger than profit trades, in pips. If average loss is 20 or 15 pips, average profit is 10 pips, with 70% profit loss. That's the requirement for the job, since I already have a losing EA with different profit to loss proportions.


OPTION2: Play with my EAs, give me SET file. 
Please read the description above to look at the proportions of loss that I want.
Download any free EA from this website, or you can use any other free EA you have. I will pay you for the EA and the .SET file.

https://quivofx.com/expert-advisor/

I have already gotten 65% loss trades using that page's stochastics EA in M5 timeframe, but in real market it's like 50%.

IMPORTANT CONDITION: CONSISTENCY BETWEEN BACKTEST AND REAL TRADING.

This will be a milestones job.

First milestone, $10: You provide the EA without ability to trade, only for backtest.

Second milestone, $10: ONLY AFTER APPROVAL and backtests by me, you provide the EA with ability to trade in DEMO account only. I will trade live in DEMO account for 1 week, not one day less, not one day more.

Third and final milestone: $10 ONLY AFTER APPROVAL and trading in DEMO account, you will provide the EA with the ability trade in real market, live.

PLEASE do not try to provide EA or set file that is profitable, that doesn't fit the proportions I specified, grid, martingale, many trades open at the same time, scalper, there are many loser EAs out there, I'm looking for ONLY AND ONLY the specified proportions, please!
ONLY BACKTEST AND TRADE WITH ROBOFOREX.COM ECN ACCOUNT


Thank you!

Final comment: I already successfully purcahsed a loser EA here. Don't tell me it's not possible!