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There was a programmer working in a bank, everything was fine, but one day he disappeared.
one day he disappeared. Not at work one day, two ... Director of
found out, told him to look for him. They went to the programmer's house.
They didn't answer the door, but they could hear water splashing behind the door.
They decide to break down the door. They enter the flat - the programmer is in a very
pathetic-looking guy sitting in the bathroom: blue, hardly any hair on his head,
clutching a shampoo bottle in his hand. They snatch the bottle from him - there's
there's an instruction leaflet:
"Shampoo instructions.
Wet your head,
Squeeze a small amount of shampoo onto your hand,
Rub the shampoo into your hair,
Rinse out with water,
Repeat.
 

The fishermen were ripped off the ice floe and carried into the ocean.

The Ministry of Emergency Situations dropped food, clothing and equipment on them.

No one has ever managed to set up a drifting polar expedition so quickly and inexpensively.

 
- A lot of people will be celebrating this New Year as Spak.
- What do you mean?
- Three cars, three TVs, three fridges, three laptops, a suede jacket... also... three.
 
 
evillive:

The Slippage value is a little low...
 
A 3 mm by 4 mm triangular aluminium hole is welded to the top cover of the stamped cast-iron hatch bottom using two bolts.
 
Programming?
 
tara:
Are you a programmer?

Help you write TOR

 

I've got choreography in the morning, ice and OHP afterwards. Until the evening :)

 

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