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I don't know. I saw this picture and laughed for some reason! Let me post it here, maybe it'll cheer someone else up. Maybe the joke's in the fact that there's no joke at all. Now I'm thinking, who in their right mind would make their bed like that at home? Is there anyone here?
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I don't know. I saw this picture and laughed for some reason! Let me post it here, maybe it'll cheer someone else up. Maybe the joke's in the fact that there's no joke at all. Now I'm thinking, who in their right mind would make their bed like that at home? Is there anyone here?
In 2007 I was on a visit to Kirov and stayed in the institute's dormitory for 3 days. There were 3-4 beds in each room, also made up. At the same time I was accompanied by local entrepreneurs from the suburbs at some congress of their own. I remembered where I had seen something like that.
-Woman, get your dog away from me, I'm getting fleas!
Dog owner:
-Jack, get away from this man, he has fleas!
Signed my wife up for karate.
-So?
-Learned how to cook, vacuum, and the laundry I just love...)
Signed my wife up for karate.
-So?
-Learned how to cook, vacuum, and the laundry I just love...)
What's up with the diamonds after the margin moves? :-) (kindly).
Let's humour here, because in the old thread "I can't hold on any longer!" (с)
Answer options:
"0" is a programmer.
"-1" is an engineer.
"-i" - mathematician.
"no one" - warehouse manager.
Igor Vittel on RBC, 16-20 today:
Following Prime Minister Medvedev's proposal to create a Vladivostok offshore, we conducted a survey among our listeners.
The question was - Would you be willing to keep your savings in a Vladivostok offshore?
The answers:
Yes, I am - 16%.
No, not ready - 36%
What do you smoke in the government? - 48%