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Puns permeate all our lives.

Medvedev to a Cuban schoolgirl - "I invite you to Russia, you will stay in our special camp..."
 

30 years old and still single, man, I'm worried about me.

 


moskitman:
After watching videos on the Internet of the events in the sky over Chelyabinsk, many Americans assume that "meteorite" sounds like "Nih%yase!" in Russian.

Want to know for sure? Translation video: How I meteorised your motherland

 
 

http://www.zagolovki.ru/daytheme/dyma/08Feb2013

Duma to pass law banning foreign accounts for officials by summer: experts do not expect effect

 
leonid553:

http://www.zagolovki.ru/daytheme/dyma/08Feb2013

Duma to pass law banning foreign accounts for officials by summer: experts do not expect effect


It will be the other way round.


- Is it forbidden to have accounts abroad?

- Well, yes, they passed the law themselves.

- the law, what law?! who are you, fuck off, i don't know you! think about it, where is the law and where are we?!

 
I would like to remind some people: that only Stirlitz can be a Russian, drive a Mercedes, own real estate abroad, receive money from another country's government and still have the love of his compatriots.
 

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My wife is away on a business trip.

I cooked myself some Peking chicken.

My mouth is on fire, the vodka doesn't help

 
Vinin:

My wife is away on a business trip.

I cooked myself some Peking chicken.

My mouth is on fire, the vodka doesn't help.

I've tried it with Siberian Crown. It works.
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