[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 758

 

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It's so cold! I'd crawl under a rug at home, in woollen socks, on a chair with hot coffee.
- Mate...
- Yeah, and mate with someone.
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They say beauty saves the world. Riding the bus yesterday, looking at the faces.... looks like war is coming.
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A ringtone with the mooing of a herd of cows after 6pm while opening the fridge door gives a woman the perfect figure.
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Nibbler:

We have to get it while it's cheap! And the delivery is almost free!

Are you sure?
...the diagonal is 152" (386 cm)...

It's not a question of where to put it. How to bring it in?

 
 

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Abzasc:

Are you sure?
... 152" diagonal (386 cm)...

The question is not where to put it. How do you put it in?


For the sake of this kind of happiness, you could take the roof apart or build a new house, saving on one wall)))))
 
Nibbler:
For the sake of this kind of happiness, you could dismantle the roof, or build a new house, saving on one wall)))))
Keep it simple - a new house should be built around such a TV
 
jartmailru:
Keep it simple - a new house should be built around such a TV
This is not humour, this is Belarusian life. Don't you get it? You do not have enough calculator power to calculate a year's salary. (And this is no humour.)
 

========== (and at the same time next to Belarus....)

Violators exposed: http://rus.delfi.lv/news/daily/europe/evrokomissiya-pojmala-latviyu-na-nesoblyudenii-prav-kur-nesushek.d?id=42086998 (What scoundrels !?)

 
Sta2066:
This is not humour, this is Belarusian life. Don't you get it? You do not have enough calculator power to calculate a year's wages. (And this is no humour.)
The Belarusians will dance on the grave of the EU
 
jartmailru:
Belarusians will still dance on the grave of the European Union
Not funny at all.