[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 756

 
By the way... is suggested by the denial of the luminary - !Swetik.
So it's not really a Swetik.
That's a hell of a guy's code...
 

The life of an ordinary oligarch is hard and unpleasant

 

From the hubra:

I work at my day job and write my big project at night.

At one time I made the "mistake" of explaining to my wife that I could get good money for my big project. Then, when I wanted to give it up, my wife explained to me with a rolling pin that it was better not to do that... She wants a two-bedroom flat.

So now I plough both at work and at home under my wife's supervision.

 

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PapaYozh:

From the hubra:

I work at my day job and write my big project at night.

At one time I made the "mistake" of explaining to my wife that I could get good money for my big project. Then, when I wanted to give it up, my wife explained to me with a rolling pin that it was better not to do that... She wants a two-bedroom flat.

So now I plough both at work and at home under my wife's supervision.


Ahahaha, that's true. :)
 
"Raped a horse" - http://www.newsru.ru/crime/24jan2012/vetdocrapehorseus.html
 

Estimation of its area is another task, for comparison, for example, we could use integration by weighing - the method is not very accurate, but no mathematics is required - we draw curves on the millimeter, then carefully cut them out with scissors and weigh them on an accurate scale. The ratio of weights is the ratio of areas.

Source: http://forum.disser.ru/index.php?showtopic=1701&st=0

 

Wife: I'm heating your soup for the second time. The plate is on the table, go and eat it.
Me: Let it stand, it won't hurt.
Wife: ...if you ask for sex, I'll give you the same answer.