[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 584

 
jartmailru:
The programmer will all the more press shutdown.
was referring to the New Russian programmer.
 
NTH:

"The US and USSR lunar programmes were abruptly interrupted at the most interesting point because it turned out that the Moon was occupied. There is evidence of this."

There's no way that's the moon in that picture, it's a Snickers.
 
 
denis_orlov:
There's no way that's a picture of the moon, it's a Snickers.

I know, but it was anyway. That's about right.
 
jartmailru:
The programmer will all the more press shutdown.

nope, if you need to reboot, then there's a problem, and reset will solve it better :)
 
Europa:

nope, if you have to reboot, then there's a problem, and resetting will solve it better :)
Uh-huh. In addition to the "problem" of losing something that wasn't written to disk...
You could also hit the monitor with a hammer to make it fly into the wall.
 

Guys, stop arguing.

was a joke of humour.

And it has nothing to do with reality, but is meant to show the variety of options available.


Do you want me to correct "user and programmer" to "admin and blonde"?

 

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"VIII", - "... And again, gray night..."(с)

 

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YYYY: Roma was feeding the fish in the tank with moths, some of it managed to burrow into the ground where the fish couldn't get to it.
YYYY: Now he has mosquitoes in his room.