[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 582
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I slept outside in this freezing cold, all right.)
I slept in felt boots, jackets, a fur coat, a three-fingered mittens, a fur coat, and an AK.
That's how Russian army soldiers carry out guard duty)
That's how Russian army men do guard duty)
I slept outside in this cold, it was fine.)
Yeah, you did!
CARAUL!
What else is there to do in this freezing cold for another four hours?
Well, there (see link) the ground is warming, though.
-- Vasily Ivanovich, what's a "paradox"?
-- Come on, Petya, take off one boot. Now you're both in a boot and without a boot. Here's a paradox for you, Petya...
***
- Ivan, after half a litre, can you work?
- Yes, I can.
- And after a litre?
- I can.
- And after two?
- I won't be able to work, but I'll manage!
***
A grandmother selling sunflower seeds was getting more customers by slipping heroin into the seeds. She got caught pigeonholing the quantum field theory and the Asian stock market.
***
- Guys, I kissed Lenka yesterday after all!
- Well done! There you go, you keep saying: "I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk".
A grandmother selling sunflower seeds was getting more customers by slipping heroin into her sunflower seeds. She was caught pigeonholing the quantum field theory and the Asian stock market.
+100 )
Wouldn't have believed it - if I hadn't heard it myself...
;)
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http://www.compromat.info/page_30459.htm
Gelendzhik landlord Vladimir Mikhailovich Gundyaev.
Hundreds of red-listed pine trees were cut down on 10 hectares for the ROC's Black Sea residence.
pine trees and blocked the public road with a fence. Photo.
The intercom is ringing:
- Where are you, why isn't your mobile answering, come down!
- I can't, 15th floor, my wife locked up, took my mobile phone, went to work.
- What should I take?
- The usual! And what, and how, and where, and what about me?!?!
- Unwind your spinning from the balcony! I'll give you a blowjob!
The intercom is ringing:
- Where are you, why isn't your mobile answering, come down!
- I can't, 15th floor, my wife locked up, took my mobile phone, went to work.
- What should I take?
- The usual! And what, and how, and where, and what about me?!?!
- Unwind your spinning from the balcony! I'll give you a blowjob!