[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 574

 
drknn:


In the same thread

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denis_orlov:

to buy a ticket?...

Forgive me, you sinful fool...! (с)


The joke about Mashka and the million

Mashka, pack your things, I won a million!

What? We're moving to a new flat?

I won a million! Pack your things, get out, and I don't want to see you here again.

 

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http://tomsk.fm/watch/16908/121302

Curious video. A spider kills and eats a snake.

Not humour, of course. The sad realities of life...

 

Pleased =)


 

What gender is your computer?

1) Open Notepad

2) Type or copy CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "I love you".

3) Save it as xyz.vbs.

4) Run If you hear a male voice, congratulations, you have a boy, if female, you have a girl

 
PapaYozh:

What gender is your computer?

1) Open Notepad

2) Type or copy CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "I love you".

3) Save it as xyz.vbs.

4) Run If you hear a male voice, congratulations, you have a boy, if female, you have a girl


I have "it".
 
Integer:
I have "it".
You bet you do. You suppress him so much with your intellect that he can't reveal his personality.
 
granit77:
You bet. You overwhelm him with your intelligence so much that he cannot reveal his individuality.

Or maybe it has brightened up and revealed two identities at once)