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The cry of the sysadmin's soul
I understand and don't understand it all at the same time. I understand that the sysadmin is just a service staff, but I do not understand why the work of cleaning staff is valued higher than that of a sysadmin, although the loss from finger-grabbed pens in the toilet is immeasurably lower than the destruction of the annual balance sheet the day before.
I understand that I can be abrupt and even rude (rather occasionally be polite and friendly), but I do not understand why the User can not learn a dozen operations required for HIS, USER, work. I understand that my appearance doesn't allow me to be seen by the management, but I don't understand how it's possible to change the power supply in a suit and tie, without getting up to my ears in dust and debris surrounding the system unit.
I understand that the budget of an organization is a complicated and versatile thing, but I don't understand why I have to beg for money for a cooler for months, praying that a desktop fan, bought with my own money and blowing air over an entire rack of equipment, doesn't die.
I understand that the internet is 90% porn sites and 100% of those sites have viruses, but I don't understand how users who can't type their password manage to bypass filtering proxy servers and ignore multi-stage anti-virus protection.
I understand that I have to ensure that the network will run smoothly under all circumstances, including a direct hit by a meteorite on the server, but I don't understand when a request to buy a UPS is answered that "the building electrical grid will withstand any surges caused by computers".
I understand that everyone from the security guards to the board members will lug their electronics (including irons and lawnmowers) to me for repairs and tune-ups, but I don't understand why anyone would hate me for refusing to set the system time back 10 minutes or letting me download all the goblin translations of movies.
I understand that my health is just my problem and my salary doesn't allow me to order food to my workplace, but I don't understand why I have to pore over the execution of another boss's whim at night, as server reboot during the day leads to a total paralysis of another deathmatch among top managers.
I understand that my wife is not interested in hearing about human-computer compatibility issues, but I don't understand why I don't get paid holiday pay for four unused holidays.
I understand that a good sysadmin should be able to do a lot of things, but I don't understand why I have to do the work of the advertising and design departments, or monitor the electricity, fire alarms, phone lines and video surveillance systems.
I understand why I need a computer, but I don't understand why users who all they do is type text and then print it out, all the while complaining about poor graphics card performance.
I want to turn off my mobile phone for at least a couple of hours, at least at night, but I don't want all my family and friends' phones to be cut off in the meantime.
I believe that my work will still be appreciated, but I don't believe that the price will be enough and the bills will be paid.
I know that my work is needed, but now I don't know if I want it...
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According to the terms of the agreement, the bank may not open your safe deposit box during the entire term.
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Open for violation of the rules.
It is prohibited to keep flammable, toxic, radioactive, explosive, narcotic substances, other objects (substances), flora and fauna objects, which are sources of adverse impact on people, environment, safe deposit box or bank equipment, as well as objects whose properties exclude the possibility of their keeping.
I'm laughing hysterically for the second night(real guys)
Well, thanks, sanyooooook, I guess I'm hooked now too... ;)
Stumbled across it by chance. Seems old, but it's hilarious. Especially in the context of last year's defence of the GDP tigers with DiCaprio etc.
27.01.2011 04:06 : Some Russian Wahhabist named Razdobudko is wanted in connection with the terrorist attack at Domodedovo airport.
Did they eat a lot of fly agaric?
This is official news! I did not make anything up.
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I don't know which thread to write in. It doesn't seem appropriate, but on the other hand... that's nonsense!
I'm sorry if that offended anyone...
Oh, what's going on with the quid. I didn't eat the ticket for nothing.
http://www.compromat.info/page_30349.htm
"Free to underground".
How Nashists, led by Duma deputy Schlegel, publicised themselves after the terrorist attack at Domodedovo airport