Interesting and Humour - page 2523
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Foreigners (in your terms Neanderthals) with few exceptions understand the humour of non foreigners (in your terms Russians).
And the humour is that you do not understand humour.
Warning conclusion: you are not Russian.
Foreigners (in your terms Neanderthals) with few exceptions understand the humour of non foreigners (in your terms Russians).
And the humour is that you do not understand humour.
Warning conclusion: you are not Russian.
If you want to test your sense of humour, you don't have to:
A village in the West of Ukraine, the 30s of the twentieth century.
A man walked to the crypt and hesitated to drink the water.
A grandfather saw this, ran up and confronted him:
- Man, don't drink! The Moscals have taken away the water!
- What do you say?
- I said: Drink slowly, the water is cold, your throat is cold.
If you want to try your sense of humour, don't bother doing it:
- hello, didoo...
- Hello, spy...
- I'm not a spy... I'm a good guy... ?
- You're a good one, but you're very black... :-)))
- Let's see if our Rex has two or one dog?
They'll raise his paw - one.
- Mikolo, why did you ask yourself that question?
- Just now a man said on Rex that he's a dog with two cocks.
There used to be a proper branch...
eagerly - at least downstream of the Volga they used to say that ))))
If you want to test your sense of humour, don't bother doing it:
The alarm clock on the Korean mobile played a strange melody by a French composer.
Nikolai Vasilievich woke up, stretched sweetly on the German bed under the warm Polish blanket. Got up, his feet found soft Czech slippers.
Threw an Italian bathrobe over his shoulders and headed for the bathroom with Finnish plumbing.
Took out a tube with Spanish toothpaste, brushed his teeth with a Swedish toothbrush. Washed, grumbling with the smell of French soap. Shaved with an American razor, applied Polish face gel aftershaving.
Boiled water in a Swedish electric kettle, drank Brazilian coffee with Belgian dark chocolate.
Put on an Italian suit, perfumed with French cologne, left the flat, locking the door with two English locks.
Got into a Japanese car, turned on a Japanese receiver, tuned in to a Europe Plus radio station broadcasting English song.
Drove down Russian road, swearing in Russian , driving around Russian potholes and bumps.
Stopped ata McDonald's on the way, buying twoBig Tastiesand aCoca-Cola.
Arrived at the office, put the car in a secure car park with Swiss alarm and Canadian video surveillance system.
Went up the Finnish lift, entered the office with a sign "MerchandisingDepartment ", turned on a Chinese laptop Lenovo with American operatingsystem "Windows", went to the Internetcreatedby Americans,
entered in English letters web-adr
"WE NOT GIVE THE WEST WORK RUSSIA!"