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"Star Wars" creator George Lucas has gotten approval to build a 300,000-square-foot museum in Chicago. And if you think that sounds exciting, just wait until you've tried sex.

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Apple is reportedly working on a new protection system that will reduce the number of iPhones with cracked screens. The system is called "Alcoholics Anonymous."

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Carly Fiorina said that after the previous debate, people told her that she needed to smile more. They were like, "Just pretend you're laying off a bunch of people."

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