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BB: Market will go up sooner than later. Obviously after this crisis is over.
J: And when that will occur?
BB: Next question please?
Bull Market
Q:What if $700 billion isn't enough?
R: Bernanke's confidence-inpspiring response: "I can't predict the future and I've been wrong a few times before."
Buuut, $700 billion is a whole lot, he goes on. It may turn out to be more than they need...
Bull Market
Cow market?
Government Bailout
Photo Courtesy of Men In Black
Knock at the door: Yes
Are you Mr. Guy, Yes
We are from the Government
What do you want?
How many in the house?
My wife and me.
Ok, Have you paid your taxes?
Yes I have.
No you haven’t, because a Bailout Deal (A secret or underhanded agreement or bargain)
Has been made by the Government. You owe $2,333.33 Dollars per person additional.
Do you trade Forex? Yes! What currency do you trade? Many. You will be trading only 1
Currency from now on. Which one? Guidas.
Well, how long will this additional tax go on? FOREVER. It’s going to be a 1-world government. The Government has settled this for you.
What if I don’t pay? Do the words Confiscation, Siberia, or Gulag ring a bell?
We are watching you and all taxpayers!
Mr. Guy: Look at this “Flashy Thing” Poof! You will comply with our request.
WHO CARES?
/points sword to the sky and by the power of grayskull become Master of the Universe
/kicks marcelcorzo balls for spamming the thread
/rides away on battlecat
/points sword to the sky and by the power of grayskull become Master of the Universe
A plastic sword will do the job?
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A traders taking a trip far from his computer, talking to his wife:
Trader:Hum..... time to sell?
Wife: Euh?!
T: We got a head and sholder pattern, it should retrace at 50% fibs!!!
W: Drive and shut up!.....
^
/pulls out light saber
/goes to piker's cubicle
/perform Mortal Kombat finishing move
WHO CARES?
Marcel, sorry but not that way please. Try at least not to be reported next time.
And please, this is a trading alike forum, no more political jokes.
Because, everybody knows what's next. Then a religion joke, then a racists joke, somebody will not like the joke and a flame war will start. And we can't tolerate that in our community.