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Members of the British Parliament are going to meet later this month to debate whether or not to ban Donald Trump from entering the UK. One member of Parliament said, "Look, we have enough guys with ridiculous-looking things on their heads making sure nobody gets over a fence.”

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Mark Zuckerberg posted on Facebook that one of his New Year's resolutions is to run 365 miles in 2016. Just had a baby and he's getting into running — so if there's ever a time to un-friend Zuckerberg on Facebook, it's now.

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In an interview on “Morning Joe” yesterday, Donald Trump said that he thinks the media is starting to like him. Then the media said, “Like you? Have you seen our ratings? We LOVE you!”

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Yesterday in Alabama, a bomb squad was called in to a post office to handle suspicious bags that ended up being full of hot dogs. So if you know someone who left a bag full of hot dogs at the post office, you should still call the police.

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Scientists say they have discovered evidence of the mating habits of dinosaurs. What they found are giant footprints from the world’s first "Walk of Shame."