Traders joking, the beginning - page 598

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I saw that this week marks one year until the 2016 election. Or as Hillary calls that, "Five years until my re-election.”

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I heard about this new feature Google is rolling out for Gmail called Smart Reply. It analyzes your incoming emails and gives you suggestions on how you can reply automatically. Google usually only scans your emails to target you with ads for Viagra — just because I sent one email about buying a motorcycle.

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Singer Ray J will host a new dating show on WE tv called “Driven to Love,” where he drives people around in the back of his SUV to look for potential dates on the street. Of course, they almost went with that other name: “Prostitution.”

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After scanning billions of our emails, Google found that one of the most common email replies is “I love you.” Right behind “Please unsubscribe me from LinkedIn.”

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Donald Trump is actually starting to run some radio ads where he accuses politicians of being “all talk and no action.” Which is ironic - since radio ads are LITERALLY all talk and no action. That's what radio is.

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A new report from CNN suggests that Ben Carson made up the stories of his violent temper from his youth, including one where he said he almost stabbed a kid. That's how weird this presidential election is: A candidate is now in trouble because he DIDN'T stab someone as a kid.