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My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
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I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters.
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An economist walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. The waiter asks him: “Should I cut it into 4 pieces or 6 pieces?”
The economist replies: “I’m feeling hungry right now. You’d better cut it into 6 pieces.”
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.”
“You mean a brand-new BMW?” she asked eagerly.
“No,” said the husband, “a 1979 BMW.”
At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?
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