Traders joking, the beginning - page 454

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Warren Buffett's company has bought Duracell for $6.4 billion. I think he overpaid because batteries were not included.

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The Secret Service said there have been 40 fence-jumping incidents at the White House in the past five years. Half of them were intruders trying to get in. The other half was President Obama trying to get out.

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According to recent reports, hipsters in the Middle East are being confused for jihadists because of their long beards. That's good.

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There are reports that leaders from ISIS and al-Qaida met at a farm house in Syria last week, and agreed to work together against their common enemies. That story again: Two radical terrorist groups managed to do what two American political parties cannot.

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Check this out, I might be wrong, but...

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After a six-year battle, the Senate will vote next week to begin construction on the Keystone XL pipeline, which is an oil pipeline that runs from Canada to the Gulf Coast. They're hoping the pipeline will provide enough oil to cover Kim Kardashian's next photo shoot.

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