Traders joking, the beginning - page 393

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A guy outside of a McDonald's tried to break up a fight and he got stabbed in the back. He then took out his cellphone and called a buddy. This gives you an idea how bad crime is in New York City. People don't even notice now when they've been stabbed.

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That player from Uruguay, Luis Suarez, who bit the Italian player, has been suspended for nine games and banned for all soccer-related events for four months. They're also putting him on soft food for a while.

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Lindsay Lohan is going to be making her stage debut in London. Lohan is looking forward to England because she already drives on the wrong side of the road.

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NBC is making a movie about the Beatles. However, they will not be allowed to use the Beatles music and they will not be allowed to use the Beatles likenesses. Other than that it's a green light all the way.

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The World Cup has an official song. The official anthem is 'We Will Find a Way.' It narrowly beat out the other contender, 'I Feel Someone's Teeth in My Shoulder.'

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Michelle Obama said she wants Americans to elect a woman president 'as soon as possible.' So even she has had enough of President Obama.

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