Humour - page 353

 
DJDJ22:
I didn't immediately understand why it hit you. I got it.
How's the weather in Yakutia?
 
explor:
How's the weather in Yakutia?
The main thing is to have plenty of firewood.
 

Relevant again:

 
DJDJ22:
I didn't immediately understand why it hit you. I get it.
So tell us...
 
The situation in the country became so interesting that Lenin in the Mausoleum opened one eye.
 

Two D's. One in geography and one in Russian.

 
api:

Two D's. One in geography and one in Russian.


A third for geopolitics.
 
artmedia70:
Third for geopolitics.

4. To history.

Bottom line: hard labour for life, in the name of labour correction.

 
 
- Hello! We are starting the seminar "How to make a million roubles in one day". Question for the audience. How much did the ticket for the seminar cost?
- One thousand rubles.
- And how many seats in this room?
- One thousand.
- I hope everyone understands everything. Thank you, the seminar is over.