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An American, a Frenchman and a Russian argued over whose drink was stronger. They decided to test it on a mouse.
The Frenchman pours the wine, the mouse drinks it, runs around for five minutes and falls asleep.
An American pours whisky, the mouse takes a drink, runs around for about 3 minutes and falls asleep.
The Russian pours moonshine, gives it to the mouse. He drinks it, runs, runs, runs, does not fall asleep.
So the man asks the mouse to sleep:
- "Well, sleep, mouse, I made a bet...
The mouse replies:
- No! Until the cat's face is kicked in, I won't go to sleep!
Don't get yourself in a cage.
Why don't you start a sadness thread? Because you're getting into humor.
..Do you eat to shit? Or do you shit to eat? ...
I haven't seen such a detailed instruction anywhere else
Who does it remind you of?
Misheka
Smoking, fat... it all adds up!