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I found some indicator. The first it is exp file. Second - I do not understand anything. All that I know that it is russian indicator to estimate the trend.Hahahahahahahhahahahah........hahahahahahahhahaha.... that has to be the craziest indi pic i have seen for sure that one's the holy grail.
Some joke story.
Man calling: "Hi, I went to the theatre and I want to say that your play was mostly for children. But it was in the evening when most of the children should go to sleep. Can you change the time of your play in the theatre to be in the morning?"
Director of the theatre: "Yes, for sure. Good idea. We will do it."
Man calling: "one more - main actor is not fully suitable for this spectacle. Can you change the actors?"
Director of the theatre: "Yes, you are right. We will change all the actors on the theatre".
Man calling: "And one more: name of your theatre is Maly Theatre. Maly is small by translation? Why small? It is big building. Can you rename of the name of your theatre? And location ... sorry but location of your theatre is not suitable. Your theatre should be located on different place."
Director of the theatre: "Sure. We will rename the name of our threatre and move whole the building to be a little far from the center of the city.
Can I ask you one question?"
Man calling: "Yes, ask".
Director of the theatre: "Who are you?".
LOL these are the first trader type jokes i have heard.
the last two are the best!...*rofl*...
don't have a forex joke , but I do have one for current news
Learnt from Boston Tea Party
we dump all the heaviest diesel oil, onto the sea first, before beginning of the LONG SAIL
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going to orlando from ORLANDO, will cost NOTHING to sail to there, but distillation of free diesel is so SLOW that it take about 3 month to arrive to florida --- the orlando disneyland really PISSED OFF
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kidding -- really ?
does digital know that in advance hhmmmmmmmm , 17th june friday chart
this is just the 2nd-worst EA result , still not the worst one
Its a trend which is your friend until it bends, and then thats the end. I'm such a poet.
You really are a poet Buddy
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yes, beautiful poetry!
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