Humour - page 309

 
the trend is not even in 2050, but in 2015
 
moskitman:
the trend is not even in 2050, but in 2015
You will laugh, but purely Russian voting put the Spaniard (Spaniard?) in third place.
 
 
granit77:
You'll laugh, but purely Russian voting put the Spaniard (Spaniard?) in third place.

Apparently the ROC did not take part in the vote and the pro-Putin was occupied by Ukraine, so the ranking is quite high...
 
granit77:
You'll laugh, but purely Russian voting put the Spaniard (Spaniard?) in third place.

Spanko :)

Are you massively joking? I guess I'm old too and don't understand anything about art.

 
Zhunko:
These are indices, and number = 10.


The question was "There are only 1 type of person".

so 0 can also be considered a type

It doesn't sound like that (there are only 10 types of people).

So it's like "two words, two words."


 

It's raining and hailing outside the window. It's Putin's fault!
The cat abandoned her kittens It's Putin's fault,
The bunny's left behind - Guess who's to blame!
The poor little goby's plank ends,

Our Tanya's crying loudly - It's Putin's fault!
The lights went out, the fence fell down, The car's engine's dead,
A healthy tooth was extracted Or a thief broke into the flat,
♪ You didn't like the movie, you stepped in shit... ♪
Every cataclysm has only one explanation...
Every democrat knows - It's Putin's fault!

Who pissed up the lift in my staircase yesterday?
It was Putin's hand, believe me, comrades!
I caught a drunken "squirrel" - It's Putin's doing!
There's a pile of shit under the table. It's Putin's fault!

¶ the toilet's clogged ¶ ¶ that's Putin's order ¶
♪ He put a load of cigarettes in it, he drained the water and was gone ♪
♪ At night he steals our laundry, He breaks our windows ♪
He dances drunk in the yard. It's Putin who's the rascal!

There's no escape from the villain! He writes foul language on the walls,
He breaks bushes in the alley. It's Putin - oh and ah!
The liberal's getting wet in the rain - Putin's having a good laugh.
Is your dacha flooded? - It's Putin, no less!

Did a storm hit you on your way? - It's the Kremlin's hand that got you.
The cold, the wind, the snow, it's Putin's fault again.
Is it the storm that's blowing the roof off? - It's Putin's revenge on the sheep.
Storms, tsunamis, floods? - Putin, no doubt about it!

Downpour, landslide, cyclone - it's his fault of course!
Mudflows, avalanches, rockfalls? - Clearly Putin is to blame!
A whirlwind, a typhoon, an earthquake, it's Putin's fault!
A crow's bite? - It's a young friend of the riot police.
Bees, wasps sting you? - It's Putin's Special Forces.
See that bumblebee? - He's in the service of the Kremlin!

If you believe that - That's just paranoia!

 
olyakish:

The question was "There's only 1 type of person".

so 0 can also be considered a type

It doesn't sound like that (there are only 10 types of people).

Anyway, it's "two words to the wise".



And in the decimal system, you think ten is 9 ????
 

Poverty in Russia, I always think about it when I'm stuck in traffic, the people in our country are on the verge of survival,

Poor country, it's being ruined by Putin and the Putinites...

 

And also to poverty-stricken Russia