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That's not interesting. The first answer is the right one.
And what did you want from such a bearded anecdote.
- Listen, commander, get the musicians...
- Come on! It's New Year's Eve, everybody's busy!
- You don't understand: the wives are asking.
- Well... I have one band. They play cool jazz!
- Give me your jazz.
The jazzmen arrive. Unpack up, turn on the band and start playing. One piece, another piece, another piece, another piece... The room gets a little quieter. People are sobering up in front of their eyes. One of the lads comes up to the stage, waits for the piece to end, comes up to the pianist and asks in a whisper:
- What's up, fellas, you can't do it?!
Gg...
- I once decided to drink from a fire hose... you can, son.
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A disabled man, a baby and a pregnant woman fought on the underground for a seat.
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- When I retire, I'll be doing absolutely nothing. For the first few months, I'll just sit in a rocking chair.
- And then?
- And then I'll start rocking.
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An interlocutor is someone you talk to,
A coworker is someone you work with,
A cellmate is someone you sit with,
Companion, also understandable,
Who's a rival?
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