[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 479

 

When Billy was the richest Pinocchio, stories were told about him:

- If Bill dropped a thousand dollars, he wouldn't have to bend over to pick it up - he'd make a new thousand in four seconds.

- If Bill Gates were a country, he would rank 37th on the list of richest nations.

- If you convert Bill Gates' entire fortune into one-dollar notes, you could use them to pave the way from the Earth to the Moon 14 times in a row.

- If Windows users got a dollar for every time their computers crashed, Bill Gates would be broke in three years.

Now he's retired.

 
TheXpert:
:) if they were ticking at that speed.
Yes, there was a time... :(
 
If the beating
a bad boy...
a weak boy,
I don't
♪ don't want ♪
not even

put in a book.

Mayakovsky V.

 

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The right dog

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Mischek:

The right dog


In the right place at the right time.
 

"All birds must fly. Whose world can you change?"

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Mischek:

"All birds must fly. Whose world can you change?"

how touching...
 
granit77:


AAAAAAAA

What's wrong with your face?