[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 136
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A wedding is taking place. In the noise of the wedding.
"Mum, why is the bride in white?
"Mum, mum, why is the bride in white?"
"Mama, why is the bride dressed in white?
The little girl's disapproving gestures -
"Don't put anything in your mouth!" -
Mama explained: "It's the bride's
"It's the brightest day of her life."
♪ Now everyone's talking too loud ♪
♪ The wedding's getting too loud ♪
♪ The little girl's dress is tugging at her mother's hand ♪
"Mom, why is the groom all in black?"
- My Google won't open...
- Is the light on the modem on?
- Yes. Only it's not a light bulb, it's a thyristor LED.
- Um... Yeah, I guess the problem is on our side...
1. There are no miracles
2. Shit happens
- If you want to have a good time, my name is Masha!
The programmer slowly comes back down to earth and looks at the waitress with a detached look and asks on autopilot:
- And if I don't want to, what's your name!
- And if you don't want to, I don't have a name!
- Geez... Exactly!... The variable needs to be reset!!!
- Do you see that man in the picture?
- Yes, I do.
- Remember his face! Pick him up from kindergarten at six in the evening!
- Trouble, I can't connect to the internet.
- Do you have TCP/IP?
- Well... it is. But what did you call it...
But the junk mail didn't stop coming and got a little longer because the offer to increase his penis ended with the following text: "But a simple country boy Fedulkin believed us and now his penis is 30 centimeters long. Don't believe us? Ask anyone in the village of Verkhniye Funduki, in the Novgorod region..."