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A stock analyst enters the lift, brokers stand inside and ask snidely:
- >>Will you at least tell me now whether it's up or down?
A real kicker. The fantasy of the afftarophs is splashing all over the place.
Really looking for the grail on the CFD of this object.
False piercing again, super:)
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Source here
Great, had a lot of fun! )))
PapaYozh 06.08.2009 14:18
And they weren't too lazy to translate it. The original is in English.
To play this game you need a simple trader's tool - tweezers
The doctor asks the nurse:
- "What's his temperature?
- 39.9 she answers.
Then the broker, in a weakened voice:
- If it gets to 40, sell it...
В лифт входит биржевой аналитик, внутри стоят брокеры и ехидно спрашивают:
- Ну хоть сейчас-то ты скажешь точно - вверх или вниз?
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So the old broker's lying dead, and everyone's gathered around.
The doctor asks the nurse:
- "What's his temperature?
- 39.9. She answers.
And then the broker, in a weakened voice:
- If it gets to 40, sell it...
Bayans
About the crisis. The market has bottomed out... and started digging in.
+5
+5
>> Under whom?