[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 6

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A stock analyst enters the lift, brokers stand inside and ask snidely:

- >>Will you at least tell me now whether it's up or down?

 
Mathemat >> :

A real kicker. The fantasy of the afftarophs is splashing all over the place.

Really looking for the grail on the CFD of this object.

 

False piercing again, super:)

 


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Source here

 
PapaYozh >> :

Great, had a lot of fun! )))

 

PapaYozh 06.08.2009 14:18

And they weren't too lazy to translate it. The original is in English.

To play this game you need a simple trader's tool - tweezers

 
So there's an old broker lying near death, everyone's gathered around.
The doctor asks the nurse:
- "What's his temperature?
- 39.9 she answers.
Then the broker, in a weakened voice:
- If it gets to 40, sell it...
 

В лифт входит биржевой аналитик, внутри стоят брокеры и ехидно спрашивают:
- Ну хоть сейчас-то ты скажешь точно - вверх или вниз?

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So the old broker's lying dead, and everyone's gathered around.
The doctor asks the nurse:
- "What's his temperature?
- 39.9. She answers.
And then the broker, in a weakened voice:
- If it gets to 40, sell it...

Bayans


 
Globe >> :
About the crisis. The market has bottomed out... and started digging in.

+5

 
Urain писал(а) >>

+5

>> Under whom?

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